Funny Poems About Life

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  • Procrastination! (3)

    by Gabriel

    As I sit on the couch
    I relax and slouch...

  • The simple facts of growing up
    Ive witnessed through the years...

  • Sometimes penises (4)

    by Scum Queen

    Sometimes penises get horny and hard
    and you swing them around...

  • Last night the wind was howling all night long, my...
    I could hear the weather radio constantly...

  • Hello (3)

    by Cara

    My mom say good morning too me every day and I say...
    And then she gets mad and talk well she may well...

  • Catch Ya Later Alligator (1)

    by Kelly Zuch

    You walk around in your stuck up act
    Maybe you should get the right facts...

  • Your Conscience: (2)

    by Scott Cole

    If you had God in your head
    And he was giving you advice...

  • Simple

    by uppercase

    For is it now, or is it then?
    Where do I start, where do I begin...

  • Poets' fishing (3)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    All throwing the baits
    Poets resemble fishermen...

  • There’s a woman in my house!
    I have been noticing, and have some fear, the...

  • No one (1)

    by Alex Penuelas

    When you are sad,
    No one sees your...

  • Ballad of the Neighborhood Picnic (1) 1

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Picnics were made for rain
    I’ll put it into this ballad...