Other Funny Poems

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  • The Test (5)

    by Mr Anonymous

    Today in school
    We have a test...

  • Monkeys (5)

    by Ashley

    Monkeys here, monkeys there, monkey swinging...
    ~My friend Kiley wrote this but I liked it a lot...

  • Eyes of Glue (5)

    by Jason Rainey

    Eyes of glue
    Sticky shoe...

  • My Christmas Card (5)

    by Hellon

    To friends we miss, lets take the piss
    and pretend that we do care...

  • Scarlet and the King (5)

    by Maple Tree

    I must admit thine eyes are droopy
    a peasents wish hath left me loopy...

  • My Handy Dandy Notebook (5)

    by Blood of a Lion

    Hey Blue how do you do?
    Hey Blue who was that pink fool that always fowled...

  • It's late. (5)

    by Skyler

    Eyes are dry, my palms are sweaty
    My clicking finger tired, but steady...

  • Don't Think Nasty (5)

    by Confused Queen

    What is long and rubbery and sometimes soft ?
    **** AN ERASER...

  • To be a Kite Runner (Haiku) (5) 1

    by Khalid M Darwish

    I'm so glad to be
    a kite runner's wasp or bee...

  • Poet-holic (5) 3 HM

    by The Po whet

    They claim their wine matures with age,
    but my poetry sweetens word by word...

  • Witchy witch witch (5)

    by Lonely Rider

    Rising to the darkness,
    flashing a crooked grin...

  • Queefs (5)

    by Tom Watkins

    Queefs can happen in a gym,
    On the treadmill or while you swim...