Other Funny Poems

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  • I was going to sit down and make a rhyme
    but it seems i can't keep thoughts in my mind...

  • Anything But Blond (3)

    by *Charisma*

    Dousing chemicals in your hair
    This should be reason number one...

  • I hear the knock of little fingers
    I cackle with such glee...

  • Mary had a little toe (2)

    by silhouette fairy

    Mary had a little toe
    it wiggled, when she giggled...

  • Boobs

    by emma

    Oh i wish i had boobs that wobble mind just stay...

  • Oil Changes

    by Holly Carrier

    Oil Change instructions for Women:
    1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches...

  • The Dust Bunny Kingdom (7)

    by Feline Fatigue

    *I thought of this while I was vacuuming my room...
    (DO NOT EXPECT THIS TO RHYME!! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED...

  • Love Or Hate (6)

    by Marcus

    It's you again I fear to touch
    It's you I cannot stand...

  • Miles (1)

    by Jen

    Who's the guy with the smile,
    who's the guy with the style...

  • Footoose

    by Mary

    The goose talked to the moose about the movie...
    They started to sing "Dancing in the...

  • Tiny tirtle tink (2)

    by Barbara Jean

    Tiny tirtle tink
    he went down the sink...

  • Soldiers Preyer (1)

    by Kylead

    My soft smelling angel wrap your wings around me...
    Bind my wounds give me the power to do my duty...