I was going to sit down and make a rhyme
but it seems i can't keep thoughts in my mind...
Dousing chemicals in your hair
This should be reason number one...
I hear the knock of little fingers
I cackle with such glee...
Mary had a little toe
it wiggled, when she giggled...
Oh i wish i had boobs that wobble mind just stay...
Oil Change instructions for Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches...
*I thought of this while I was vacuuming my room...
(DO NOT EXPECT THIS TO RHYME!! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED...
It's you again I fear to touch
It's you I cannot stand...
Who's the guy with the smile,
who's the guy with the style...
The goose talked to the moose about the movie...
They started to sing "Dancing in the...
Tiny tirtle tink
he went down the sink...
My soft smelling angel wrap your wings around me...
Bind my wounds give me the power to do my duty...