Funny poems

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  • Boy (5)

    by puregoddess

    This boy was bad
    This boy was sad...

  • There ain't no elevator
    so you'll have to use the stairs...

  • Scarlet and the King (5)

    by Maple Tree

    I must admit thine eyes are droopy
    a peasents wish hath left me loopy...

  • Hard At Work With English Muffins (5)

    by Italian Stallion

    I'm writing this poem,
    In regards to Liz...

  • Don't Think Nasty (5)

    by Confused Queen

    What is long and rubbery and sometimes soft ?
    **** AN ERASER...

  • Roses are red (5)

    by Megan

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • Younger Guy (5)

    by kida

    Sorry 2 many peopel from my school was going on...

  • Vampire Mythtakes (5)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Creatures that come in the night
    don't sparkle like Edward...

  • Skaters & Jocks!! (5)

    by stephanie

    Jocks are hott skaters are not jocks comb there...
    i love jocks cause they rock i hate skaters cause...

  • Purple Car (5)

    by Biscuit

    Purple car, purple car why won't you go?
    I start you up but you shut yourself down...

  • For a Good Time Call (5)

    by Maple Tree

    I'm claustrophobic-
    as I reside within...

  • U said u loved me, n I find out it was all a lie.
    thankz 2 dat im hurt n i gotta say GoodBye...