Funny poems

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  • The Condom (5)

    by Casey LaRae

    Ever since high school started,
    everyone's losing their virginity...

  • To my party we shall go.
    In my pants you are invited...

  • Wish (5)

    by Masked

    One day a frog hopped in the forest,
    It never seen another beast...

  • We need more Holidays!! (5)

    by Tanya, Mom of one.

    You've got Christmas, and New Years,
    And a day for your birth...

  • Guys!!! (5)

    by Rebecca

    They're lieing, cheating idiots
    who don't care about nothing...

  • Roses (5)

    by hottie911

    Roses r red
    violets r blue...

  • Killing me (5)

    by Bogie

    Killing me
    I love a beautiful girl named Deirdre...

  • The Hard Poo (5)

    by B4BY BLU3 X

    Sitting on the loo
    Trying to do a poo...

  • *challenged by my physics and pre-calc teacher to...
    You think I've done drugs...

  • Poems (5)

    by MAYBE TOMORROW

    The shorter the better
    the poem i say...

  • Stealing! (5)

    by ChildofGod87

    Steal your heart
    Steal your love...

  • A cat! (5)

    by YAP

    See if you can do this.
    Read each line aloud...