I ran up the stairs into the attic,
and hid in the closet, gasping for breath. A voice...
I Pick up my pen
and i began to think...
Guys can talk their smooth talk,
Walk their stupid walk...
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Along the beach I walked,
Bikini bottom inching up...
There once was a girl from Kentucky
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It was me and my man
we were sitting on the couch he was holding my...
Tim tooted on his tele to twang to tit tat tit tat...
The battle paint is put on.
The men are armored up...
Bratilda Brattington
has bristly braids that bend...
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a...
Investigators set about to determine how a fully...