Funny poems

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  • Bein' Single! (4)

    by Jesslyn

    Guys can talk their smooth talk,
    Walk their stupid walk...

  • 10 reasons (4)

    by Kelly

    10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
    1. They always wear protection...

  • Killer Satisfaction (4)

    by Jacklyn

    Along the beach I walked,
    Bikini bottom inching up...

  • There once was a girl from Kentucky
    Who thought chocolate was yucky...

  • Paternal Farce ( Limerick) (4)

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a paternal farce
    Whose presence was often times sparse...

  • 1. Pretend the caller was lucky caller 20 on your...
    2. If it\'s a telemarketer, say the person...

  • The Peek... (4)

    by stephanie

    It was me and my man
    we were sitting on the couch he was holding my...

  • Tele (4)

    by St Simon

    Tim tooted on his tele to twang to tit tat tit tat...

  • The battle paint is put on.
    The men are armored up...

  • Bratilda Brattington (4)

    by HOLLY ARMER

    Bratilda Brattington
    has bristly braids that bend...

  • Fire (4)

    by ItGirl

    Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a...
    Investigators set about to determine how a fully...

  • Guess What? (4)

    by Jø®jå

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    I fell in love, But not with you...