Funny poems

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  • Sometimes......... (3)

    by Rachel D Fogle

    Sometimes saying I'm sorry means more then I love...
    Sometimes holding hands means more then making...

  • Fishy go swimming (3)

    by Laurel S

    Fishy go swimming
    in the deep blue sea...

  • The Kotex Creed (3)

    by Joe Moore

    I pledge allegiance to the rag
    menstruation runs America...

  • I'm a pot head with no life
    ill never have a family not even a wife...

  • Those who asked.. here you go..
    Okay well, I thought i was strong enough to put...

  • Card Game (3)

    by Spam

    Lets draw from the pack.
    Will it be the King of Hearts...

  • Girls It Ain't Easy (3)

    by KRAZYCHULA

    It ain't easy,
    To keep the man you love satisfied...

  • Adam and Eve,
    Or so they were called...

  • Can you handle me? (3) 1

    by kristin

    I told you from the very start
    for me to date you must win my heart...

  • School years (3)

    by Kristina Eby

    Ah, get me out of here why aren't these years done
    until the day I'm out of here i wont have any fun...

  • Just because (3)

    by ~!~TY~!~

    !*!*! Its not the funniest thing in the...
    Just because you have the smile to melt a heart...

  • Eat it Wall!! (3)

    by Hannah M.

    Yesterday I ran into a wall
    luckily I did not fall...