Funny poems

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  • Here Comes the Lady Mel Liz! (4) 4

    by mossgirl19

    Hoofs swiftly racing, a carriage now approaching
    The coachman drenched in beard...

  • Weed (4)

    by LuVlYlUfFlY

    Roll roll roll your joint twist it at the end have...
    this is old but i like it...

  • Pizza Planet (4) 6

    by Alex Penuelas

    No matter
    how much we...

  • Band Aid Brother (4)

    by Bill Turner

    My brother from another mother
    The cyber house mom is complaining again...

  • My Car's Rage (4) 2

    by CRAFTY KEN

    MY CAR’S RAGE
    My car is angry at me, a sudden burst from the...

  • Disney gave us Donald duck
    That’s fine, a cartoon character is fun...

  • For Brian (3)

    by Keri Ann

    Brian Zaboski is a mean little man.
    He will treat you badly whenever he can...

  • I find your honesty attractive,
    It gets my breadstick erect...

  • Cute Guy: Bad Breath (3)

    by *Charisma*

    I wish that he'd just walk away
    I can't take this horrid smell...

  • Kindergarten Cooties (3)

    by butterfly ♥ kisses

    Jamie didn't want to go to school
    Or learn her ABC's...

  • Dumb Kid (3)

    by Kaila

    I am so mad
    cuz of what that dumb kid...

  • Me My Cookies and I (3)

    by Naomi Lynn

    You found me out,
    without a doubt...