Funny poems

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  • The Patriot (3)

    by Monique

    Oh the patriot,
    with the red, white, and blue...

  • Blue Jean Baby (3)

    by debbylyn

    What would I do without my jeans
    That tattered pair of blue...

  • Killer Cherry Of Doom (3)

    by LoÑ£ly♥P!rÄτΣ

    There was an old cherry,
    who lived in a shoe...

  • ---2 christmases ago me and my cousin got these 2...
    Chump...

  • I love you because I love Cheese (3)

    by Lost but Smiling

    *This one was written by my best est friends...
    I love you because I love cheese...

  • ToothFairy (3)

    by rae

    Ever since I was a pea in size
    All I've heard was lies...

  • Sweeties in the Bin! (3)

    by X Irrad

    You are so fat, you are not thin
    So chuck those sweeties in the bin...

  • A story about why men get colds (3)

    by Rachel E F Allen

    I know this isn't poem but my story has been the...
    After a particularly long standed row with my (now...

  • Read (3)

    by FantaC

    Can u guys read my poems and rate is the least u...

  • When you cry (3)

    by MoveAlong

    When you cry
    I drown in an ocean of pain...

  • My love affair with Macaroni and Cheese sparked...
    Macaroni and CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE...

  • Models (3)

    by InvisiblyHeartless

    The runway lights shine bright
    Professional price tags maxed out...