Funny poems

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  • Itch In Your Ditch (3)

    by Lola Granny

    Have you ever had an itch in your ditch Where you...
    As you hope others are not going to Throw you a...

  • Dare I Ponder? (3)

    by Ronald Edwards

    It came to me
    on one fine day...

  • I Hate You (3)

    by Alone in the crowd

    I hate you
    because you don't believe...

  • Creepy Crawlers (3)

    by Michael D Nalley

    At the crux of the creepy creek
    crossed by cripples their...

  • Sheet Slittler (3)

    by Eddy

    I'm a sheet slitter
    and I slit sheets...

  • Two P s in a Pod (3)

    by Ronald Edwards

    Peter and Penelope
    two friends...

  • The port-a-Jon poem strike 2 (3)

    by Jack Nightengale

    Here I sit in this stall,
    Staring at this blank wall...

  • Sour lemon! (3)

    by Milton Toran

    One set of old tires,
    bald as a turtle's head...

  • Eleven elephants. (3)

    by InterviewWithTheKat

    Eleven benevolent elephants, wished to wash their...

  • Apple Seed (3)

    by JustAnotherLonelyGirlHilary

    O the lord is good to me,
    and so i thank the lord...

  • Fairies Are Not Pretty (3) 1

    by sibyllene

    Fairies are not pretty;
    that's the commonest of errors...

  • Dysfunctional Me (3)

    by Red Tears

    I'd,
    Pour sugar into an old ladies tank...