Funny poems

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  • Dumb blond (3)

    by Angel

    Why must I be judged
    On my looks...

  • Bored (3)

    by Lindz

    Theres nothing to do
    I'm here by myself...

  • It was an Accident (3) 1

    by Alex Penuelas

    I love how people say,
    when they are confronted on their...

  • The Gurl (3)

    by chantelle nicole

    Why in the world would you leave me for her,
    Her skinny legs look like polar bear fur...

  • Here piggy piggy (3)

    by CJ Maleney

    Little pig little pig let me come in
    Not by the hair on my chiny chin chin...

  • Homework Excuses (3)

    by RaiScar*

    I'd give you my homework,
    If only I could...

  • My back itches so bad.
    The itching never stops...

  • Pressure (3)

    by Wasted Fake Smiles

    Rev it up baby go real fast!
    Hurry up now, don't want the feeling to last...

  • There was a cat (3)

    by Rose not your average

    There was a cat,
    Who was a bit of a brat...

  • The Puddle (3) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    The Puddle
    As I sit there as calm as can be if you step on me...

  • Fishy (3)

    by jessica

    Dear fishy,fishy
    come to me i love you and you love me,some taste...

  • My Come Back (3)

    by Eye Candy*

    I didn't mean to make you feel shit,
    ok... well maybe a little bit...