Funny poems

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  • My Favorite Thing (5)

    by xmauix

    My favorite thing to watch on t.v. isn\'t on all...
    Some people only watch it on t.v. but most watch...

  • Weather (5)

    by MischieviousMya

    Whether the weather be fine,
    Or whether the weather be not...

  • *When we left off Jasmine got off the phone with...
    Aladdin: Woman before I step in this house you...

  • Good Guest (senryu) (5) 4

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Advantage of age
    your gray hairs do not show up...

  • The Death Of A Poet (5) 4

    by CJ Maleney

    Another sleepless night
    With things bounding round your head...

  • If dean
    was bigger...

  • Too late (5)

    by Iola

    Don't dare doing dreadful deeds
    Can't call me you cold creature of choice...

  • The elephant is a wonderful bird,
    That flits from bow to bow...

  • The Good Life (5)

    by Fran

    My feet are tired and
    My right eye is lazy...

  • Twisted nursery rhymes #2 (5) 4

    by CJ Maleney

    Mary had a little lamb
    She thought he was so silly...

  • The Doctor (5)

    by Blackthistle

    I have a special doctor
    For I am a special case...

  • Purple Car (5)

    by Biscuit

    Purple car, purple car why won't you go?
    I start you up but you shut yourself down...