(this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
There were ten green bottles...
Don't dare doing dreadful deeds
Can't call me you cold creature of choice...
Advantage of age
your gray hairs do not show up...
Bubble gum wants a biscuit dad.
Oh really, why is that...
Even when things are looking bad,
The small pleasures remain...
Another sleepless night
With things bounding round your head...
Say
"Toy Boat...
Its not the style
its to look stylish...
Mary had a little lamb
She thought he was so silly...
Staring up at you
you just pass on by...
Early in the morning,
Dew is in the air...
There is a little pixie
Who paints some daisies pink...