Funny poems

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  • Ten green bottles (5)

    by LittleMissImperfect

    (this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
    There were ten green bottles...

  • Too late (5)

    by Iola

    Don't dare doing dreadful deeds
    Can't call me you cold creature of choice...

  • Good Guest (senryu) (5) 4

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Advantage of age
    your gray hairs do not show up...

  • My imaginary friend (5) 2

    by CJ Maleney

    Bubble gum wants a biscuit dad.
    Oh really, why is that...

  • The small pleasures (5) 2

    by Alex Penuelas

    Even when things are looking bad,
    The small pleasures remain...

  • The Death Of A Poet (5) 4

    by CJ Maleney

    Another sleepless night
    With things bounding round your head...

  • Boats! (5)

    by Valerie

    Say
    "Toy Boat...

  • Modern barbie (5)

    by natyy

    Its not the style
    its to look stylish...

  • Twisted nursery rhymes #2 (5) 4

    by CJ Maleney

    Mary had a little lamb
    She thought he was so silly...

  • Chewed Gum (5)

    by aDORKable x3

    Staring up at you
    you just pass on by...

  • Spider Hugs (5)

    by Mr. Darcy

    Early in the morning,
    Dew is in the air...

  • Magic Ink (5)

    by goddess-glamourpuss

    There is a little pixie
    Who paints some daisies pink...