Funny poems

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  • The Man For Me (10)

    by debbylyn

    Wanted:
    A man to love forever more...

  • Roses are red!

    by Morgan

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue...

  • My Love (2)

    by Forever And A Day

    My love, your a pain in the ass,
    Nothing you ever say lasts...

  • We Know Where You Live (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    We know where you live, believe it.
    You may try but can't get away...

  • Staring out of the window
    At the grey clouds crowding in...

  • I played you! (8)

    by CuPcAkEs AnD rAiMbOwS

    Roses are dead,
    Violets are too...

  • Fart is an art (37)

    by Fsams

    Poo the creepy sound
    Changes the vibe around...

  • What if (3)

    by Kimberley

    What if...
    I slept on the floor...

  • You're for me (7)

    by jazmin

    There might be other fish in the sea
    but you're the fish for me...

  • Homework, homework, its up to my ears,
    To finish it all will take me ten years...

  • Death to Poetry (5)

    by oNice

    Death to Poetry by oNice
    I hate poetry, yes I do...

  • I Tried to Sh*t (20)

    by Tiller

    Here I lie in stinky vapor,
    Because some bastard stole the toilet paper...