Why is Valentine's such a big deal?
It ticks me off, so this is how I feel...
Drink a keg
smoke a bowl...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper...
I thought I'd finally hit the jackpot,
That my bad luck was going to change...
I lick and i suck i really want more,
I spit and i swallow that's what they're for...
Giving head is something I don`t do,
You may like it ,but thats too bad for you...
Does a gnome in the garden
keep fishing at night...
The world looks so much better
When I’m hanging upside down...
A hole it was, a rabbit hole,
So small and neat and round...
Two eggs met and liked what they saw
One hard boiled and the other one raw...
This is a love story about a crystal and a quartz
He was very fond of her and decided they should...
Green is my Favourite Colour;
It is very refreshing...