Funny poems

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  • How unexpected!
    A compliment on my nose...

  • 10 minutes of pleasure
    9 months of pain...

  • I laugh at You (2)

    by Macabre

    I laugh at your hair, your stupid little face...
    A waste of air, a waste of space...

  • Study Hall (2)

    by steph

    Right now I'm sitting in Study Hall
    When I could be having a ball...

  • WordPlay (1)

    by Chest Plums

    God is Good with O added,
    The Devil is Evil with a D...

  • My Heart

    by Katy

    My heart,
    Its not something you can buy...

  • The Sharks and the Baracudas

    by Gregory W Golden

    One calm summer night
    I walked down to the city aquarium and...

  • Candy

    by Y_AM_I_TREATED_THIS_WAY(Abby)

    Sweet
    Sour...

  • Pie #2 (7)

    by Mark

    I ate my pie and I became sad,
    I wanted more which made me mad...

  • I was going to sit down and make a rhyme
    but it seems i can't keep thoughts in my mind...

  • The Cubicle (5)

    by Midnight Sun

    This cubicle in which I sit
    And waste away my day...

  • Anything But Blond (3)

    by *Charisma*

    Dousing chemicals in your hair
    This should be reason number one...