Funny poems

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  • Pleasant valley pheasant plucker's
    pleasant valley pheasant plucker's...

  • Froggy's Dream (7)

    by Twisted Heart

    I'm just a frog on a lily pad
    Sitting in this pond...

  • I hear the knock of little fingers
    I cackle with such glee...

  • Dogs (1)

    by Michael

    Fooling around on a day off
    The sun is bright...

  • Mary had a little toe (2)

    by silhouette fairy

    Mary had a little toe
    it wiggled, when she giggled...

  • Apple Pie In The Sky (3)

    by crazyandsweet

    Apple Pie In The Sky
    oh my oh my...

  • Playtime (3)

    by Ruthie

    I wrote this poem 4 a bit of fun cause I was bored...
    Woke up this morning...

  • Boobs

    by emma

    Oh i wish i had boobs that wobble mind just stay...

  • Starbucks {Ode} (15) 1

    by xTheEcstasyOfSuicidex

    I do not like coffee..However, my friend is in...

  • Oil Changes

    by Holly Carrier

    Oil Change instructions for Women:
    1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches...

  • I come home and see the screen
    and my heart says "Why must this be?&quot...

  • Tongue Twister (3)

    by ~Jessica~

    Little Lili love lilies
    say it 10 times FAST...