As i sit beside u
i smell a horrible stench...
This is how I thought it would start
You would win the key to my heart...
I thought I'd go crazy
Without you by my side...
CONTEST POEM:
Survival of the fittest...
Say "Sally Sue" 5 times fast
Sally Sue...
So my ex has a new girl,
I saw her when he brought her to the party...
Sitting at the bar
having sank a few...
Yeah, just grab an old rusty shovel, a case of Bud...
Yeah, they got all kinds of words that I cain't...
The woman who woke him
He was aged, stout, but weak...
I have a silly friend
she drives me round the bend...
I am gay,
thats the way i plan to stay...
I wrote a ditty
thought it was pretty good...