Funny poems

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  • Way Too Fat (4)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Way Too Fat
    He gained twenty pounds every year...

  • Creepy Crawlers (3)

    by Michael D Nalley

    At the crux of the creepy creek
    crossed by cripples their...

  • Anointed with Oil (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Drill baby drill a little bit faster
    No need for a deep water disaster...

  • Jerk

    by Hurts Alot

    Roses are red
    violets are blue...

  • Don't lose your pen... (3)

    by happilyneverafter

    Lost your pen=no pen
    No pen=no notes...

  • To My English Teacher (2)

    by StopTheMadness

    Where is your work!?
    I sent it to you miss...

  • My nice toilet! :) (1)

    by Matthew Schut

    Here I sit again
    This place I call home...

  • Oh! Did I forget it is indeed Halloooweeen!
    A time for the Fairy Queen...

  • Miss susie how i learned it (3)

    by SHATTERED HEART

    Miss Susie had a tug boat the tug boat had a bell...

  • PMS Need I Say More?! (19)

    by †JustAri†

    *This one's for all the ladies out there...hahaha*
    Monster cramps, red on my pants...

  • Tomorrows what?! (12)

    by Brandi

    Today is tomorrows yesterday
    though yesterdays tomorrow is today...

  • Chicken (5)

    by Samantha

    I loved my chicken,
    His name was Bob...