Funny poems

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  • Miss susie how i learned it (3)

    by SHATTERED HEART

    Miss Susie had a tug boat the tug boat had a bell...

  • PMS Need I Say More?! (19)

    by †JustAri†

    *This one's for all the ladies out there...hahaha*
    Monster cramps, red on my pants...

  • Tomorrows what?! (12)

    by Brandi

    Today is tomorrows yesterday
    though yesterdays tomorrow is today...

  • Chicken (5)

    by Samantha

    I loved my chicken,
    His name was Bob...

  • The three sports

    by The Spirit of Ash

    *dont worry I'm not racist or anything, i heard...
    Three of our sports were created by three races...

  • Who droped the soap?!
    Who ever did better hope...

  • Surprise!! (16)

    by Dan Bloom

    If only you could know
    how i really feel about you...

  • If I have to scrub pee off the floor again
    I swear I'll make sure all your bodily functions...

  • Dont say shit (6)

    by Angie

    I slit the sheet. The sheet i slit and on the...

  • Many pills with many names,
    And chemicals galore...

  • Difficult decisions... (5)

    by Miss Sorrow

    You're one of few selected people who're gonna...
    There are three candidates. But first think of...

  • Thinking Inside the Box (11)

    by Twisted Heart

    On my way home from school one day
    I saw a cardboard box...