Funny poems

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  • April fools (6)

    by anthony pham

    Someone took my toothpaste tube and filled it up...
    Someone changed my sandwich into...

  • Me: there is NO way we are freaking related
    her: yea huh we r 2 related...

  • Monkeys (2)

    by CathyButterflyJC

    Monkeys are hairy,
    monkeys are stinky...

  • Hehe monkeys (1)

    by BEA

    Roses are red violets are blue
    sweet monkeys like you...

  • The odd monstrosity was heavy
    It brought my temperature up...

  • Whom are we having for dinner? (3) 1

    by joseph santacruz

    I took a cooking class said one cannibal to...
    then he roasted his sister as he ate his brother...

  • My Handy Dandy Notebook (5)

    by Blood of a Lion

    Hey Blue how do you do?
    Hey Blue who was that pink fool that always fowled...

  • Something about you (4)

    by heather

    When i saw you
    my heart just shook...

  • Ogre (1)

    by chris belcher

    When the sun comes up and the moon goes down,
    i shed my form without a frown...

  • Rumor (2)

    by Wilhelm

    This town of ours keeps growing
    But the scope of mind is small...

  • I Am A Stuffy Bear (10)

    by Brittini

    I am a stuffy bear
    With long curly hair...

  • 10 reasons (2)

    by Jaime

    Some things that guy need to know
    *always call even just for a minute...