Funny poems

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  • Your My Man (1)

    by .:*LeT mE lEt Go*:.

    Your my man and I'm your girl. I would cross the...

  • The undertaker (1)

    by Amber

    The undertaker worked with the dead.
    There was an interesting life he led...

  • Difficult decisions... (5)

    by Miss Sorrow

    You're one of few selected people who're gonna...
    There are three candidates. But first think of...

  • 33 ways to make a girl smile . . (4) 1

    by In Love[Amanda]

    . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or...
    . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for...

  • Weather (5)

    by MischieviousMya

    Whether the weather be fine,
    Or whether the weather be not...

  • Pick Up Lines (3)

    by TheRevelation

    It is just so funny when a guy comes up to you,
    Hits on you with a pick up line and expects it to...

  • (This is a true story, i always laughed when my...
    So i got to trouble...

  • Speeding on down the road
    Wind blowing through my hair...

  • Happy 44th Birthday!! (2)

    by DeadGirl AKA Becka

    Happy birthday mother of mine
    I wish you a happy birthday...

  • I love me (6)

    by sammie

    I took myself out on a date
    and said I\\\\\\\'m looking grand...

  • Since you've been gone the house has been playing...
    The door is tempermental and the windows are all a...

  • Now can you say this?? (3)

    by Stacy Ferguson

    I dont know why i dont know the things i dont know...