Funny poems

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  • Toy Boat (6)

    by Katie

    Say toy boat 10 times really fast
    toy boat...

  • Purple! (9)

    by Kirsty palmer

    I've always liked the colour red,
    Or maybe blue instead...

  • The dentist (21)

    by Karl Wild GG23

    I hate going to the dentist,
    In fear of that stupid drill...

  • The Cow (Haiku) (9)

    by Poeta

    Grazing in the field
    Mooing all throughout the day...

  • Ex Du Ca (12)

    by carissalynn

    Don't dodge the duck ducking under the dover dog...
    Whew...

  • The Amusement Dictionary pt1 (2)

    by Rahl The Layman Lord

    Future - Whatever I'm going to do tomorrow that...
    Past - Too hazy to remember what that was...

  • Before She Cheats (18)

    by Ike Dizzle

    Before She Cheats
    Those of you reading this...

  • To my sisters (1)

    by Erayner

    We were sisters since day one
    as days past by we had alot of fun...

  • Exams Suck {contest?} (1)

    by Run out of words

    Acrostic
    Energy wasted and so little time...

  • You whisper those three words
    and i know they're true...

  • U though (2)

    by jazmin

    U though u were so big n bad, dat u told me i was...
    well think about it twice cause to me ur just a...

  • Not a Perfect Girl... (3)

    by always in my heart

    I'm not a Perfect Girl
    My hair Doesn't Always stay in place &amp...