Funny poems

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  • Sew What (1) 1

    by joseph santacruz

    Kenmore knows Im no Singer
    but allow me to spin a yarn that will have you in...

  • Twisted nursery rhymes #3 (4) 2

    by CJ Maleney

    Humpty Dumpty sat on his wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great big...

  • Twisted nursery rhymes #2 (5) 4

    by CJ Maleney

    Mary had a little lamb
    She thought he was so silly...

  • Simple

    by uppercase

    For is it now, or is it then?
    Where do I start, where do I begin...

  • Twisted nursery rhymes (4) 2

    by CJ Maleney

    Old Mother Hubbard
    Went to the cupboard...

  • A Thought Experiment (4) 1

    by Alex Penuelas

    H3r3 !$ @ p0£m
    0f @ d1ff3r3n+ k1nd...

  • I Am An Idiot (9) 5

    by CJ Maleney

    I knew it was going to go wrong,
    I knew if I indulged I would suffer...

  • Go get him! (syntuit) 1

    by Larry Chamberlin

    I'm selling an app
    women will make me so rich...

  • My imaginary friend (5) 2

    by CJ Maleney

    Bubble gum wants a biscuit dad.
    Oh really, why is that...

  • Here piggy piggy (3)

    by CJ Maleney

    Little pig little pig let me come in
    Not by the hair on my chiny chin chin...

  • The Death Of A Poet (5) 4

    by CJ Maleney

    Another sleepless night
    With things bounding round your head...

  • Bipolar

    by Brandon Dykens

    I'm as bipolar as a snow cat.
    never knowing which way to go...