Funny poems

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  • To be a Student (4) 5

    by Saerelune

    Another evening of spaghetti,
    another day of bread...

  • I before E:

    by Scott Cole

    I often wondered
    Why it must be...

  • Hairspray (3) 1

    by Chinasa

    My sister asked me to get her hairspray.
    My hand fell on the wrong kind of spray...

  • Of You I Am:

    by Scott Cole

    I am part of you
    Magically i appear...

  • Reconsider

    by Mila Blue

    The two of us best friends taking on life together
    I've heard of a haunted house near by...

  • Hollow Weenie

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a poet named Abu
    just looking for a hot dog or two...

  • The Potbelly Cupcake (1) 1

    by Faithless Watermelon

    I am the Woolie Panini, freshly pressed but now...
    I ask, "where have all my dressings...

  • Syntax

    by Michael D Nalley

    Two politicians were talking syntax
    but their language must have been just too lax...

  • Rosie's Internet date! (5) 3

    by PETER EDWARDS

    Rosie's Internet date!
    Now this is a tale of worries and woe...

  • Last night the wind was howling all night long, my...
    I could hear the weather radio constantly...

  • Normal (syntuit)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Please do not mistake
    early signs of Alzheimer's...

  • Faint Hope (syntuit) (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    I want to be so
    world renowned that they rename...