Funny poems
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There once was a turd put to the test
who stunk poetically at his best... -
Bombs they blow stuff apart
Concrete, bricks, cars, and people... -
Saw his teacher walk in.
Expectantly he stood there... -
I was going to put it into poetry,
But it screwed up the link... -
I'm a fly on your wall
The top right corner... -
Cranky poets make me smile
So many excuses for lack of style... -
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Some men only want a warm place to lay pipe.
They will revel in the touch of lips on satin... -
I awake and sense
a warm wetness down below... -
Compasses in hands across the land;
Let us gather around and make a plan... -
Let the storms buffet the trees,
just make cups of espresso... -
Real understanding
of what true love would require... -
It's goodbye
From this madhatter...