Funny poems

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  • Yo' mamma!

    by iDeePanda

    Yo Momma:
    like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap...

  • You so ghetto! (1)

    by iDeePanda

    You so ghetto:
    you have a rag for a gas cap...

  • You so slow!

    by iDeePanda

    YOU SO SLOW:
    I run circles around you...

  • You so dumb! (1)

    by iDeePanda

    YOU SO DUMB:
    that you think harass is two words...

  • Why????? (3)

    by Kelli

    Ok everyone, this isnt a poem but i need your...
    heres what ive noticed: ok when a guy cheats on a...

  • Show (1)

    by AwakeInDreamin

    I was going to a show,
    wth a bow in my hair...

  • Unwanted Due Date (1)

    by EmptyEyes

    Whats this feeling of insecurity?
    I didn't do my homework...

  • My Son Neighbour's Hell (7)

    by End Of Eternity

    My elder brother and my parents
    that is what i had as my family...

  • Boogies (2)

    by mandii

    I can say I did like it,
    They tasted really good...

  • There once was a loud sound
    So I reached for the ground...

  • There was a boy who i once knew,
    who on his fingernail started to chew...

  • Got his goat (5)

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a young lad I did quote
    He said my humor was remote...