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  • I once knew this lad who was pretty fly
    Pretty different not my usual guy...

  • Bang Part #1 (1)

    by EmmAlee

    Roses are red, Violets are blue
    If you were my homework, I would do you...

  • Bang Part #2 (4)

    by EmmAlee

    Read Part 1 First.
    Roses are red, Violets are blue...

  • Being Pregnant (1)

    by robyn

    My stomach's getting fat
    and my butt is getting wide...

  • Screw the Users (1)

    by EmmAlee

    This poem is dedicated to my Best friend Heidi aka...
    Hoodie is my number one hoe bag...

  • Guys (1)

    by Heather Barnes

    I'm through With Guys,
    They all tell lies...

  • Handball

    by Nat-a-Tat

    I played handball everyday
    Because it was a way of life...

  • So... Hot (resubmitted) (9)

    by Molly Elizabeth

    Boy you think your so damn hot.
    Well I'm here to tell you that your not. Other...

  • Lacey (1)

    by Leticia

    Lacey
    what more should I say...

  • Wait, It Gets Worse (7)

    by John Touchstone

    I had the worse day …
    I was late for class I had a test to take...

  • Spider (1)

    by Mild insomnia

    ...

  • Solitaire (11)

    by vanessarrr

    I’m playing Solitaire
    In my computer as...