Funny poems

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  • My Dillema (6)

    by Robert

    Here I sit here again maybe once or twice a day,
    grunting and sweating to my dismay...

  • Me and Sue

    by Leticia

    Me and Sue,
    yea we thought we ruled...

  • The Overfed Mobster (4)

    by Timothy

    My job is hard to take,
    It ain't no piece of cake...

  • I Want To Wear Women's Clothing
    By Mark Spencer...

  • Prince Charming (7)

    by AGirlWorthFightingFor

    I never had to kiss a frog
    To find my Prince Charming...

  • You are yummy! (6)

    by Timothy

    Your skin is so smooth,
    You have a magnificent thigh...

  • O (3)

    by Timothy

    I'm so green with envy; I'm an avacodo,
    DROP DEAD, that's my happy motto...

  • The Boxing Queen (2)

    by Timothy

    She was a woman of finesse,
    Sexy, I guess...

  • Puddle (1)

    by Mild insomnia

    Fell in a puddle
    and now I am wet...

  • O0ops (9)

    by punkgothgurl04

    He dumped me for the summer
    so he could fyuck around...

  • My Toes (6)

    by mrsmoore

    I couldn't sleep all night
    I thought you oughta know...

  • You feel a small tickle and look around to see
    If I pick, will anyone see me...