Funny poems

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  • Happy Times (14)

    by Matthew A.

    How could you do this to me
    are you so blind that you cant see...

  • Dinner With Death (11)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Everyone says that death is scary,
    but I know now that it's a lie...

  • Fartings No Crime (11)

    by Sean Dohr

    I've had problems with gas in the past.
    Sometimes, they just slip out too fast...

  • Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
    "Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long...

  • Ode To The Toilet (13)

    by Raychil

    Here's an ode to something special
    That we take advantage of everyday...

  • Pick-Up Line (17)

    by Mark Spencer

    Pick-Up Line
    By Mark Spencer...

  • Inside a kitty's mind (12)

    by Feline Fatigue

    (This is not a conventional poem or anything like...
    I'm staring at you...

  • Mr. Close Enough (27)

    by *Charisma*

    If you've searched the ocean blue
    And soared way up in the skies...

  • Journey Home (11)

    by Gem

    I step on the bus and find a seat
    I've missed the rush hour, what a treat...

  • Oh, What A Day! (12)

    by Romantic Lover

    Oh, what a long day
    Meetings one after another...

  • Little Rhyme (16)

    by Tracy D Rollings

    Sometimes I sit late at night
    and all I want to do is write...

  • You're for me (7)

    by jazmin

    There might be other fish in the sea
    but you're the fish for me...