Funny poems

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  • Potty Struggles (20)

    by Chelsey

    When you get that feeling down below
    You cross your legs and start to dance...

  • I found a penny (3)

    by º¨[&&] You make me ||Smile|| like no one else ever has

    I found a penny today
    Just laying on the ground...

  • If I could be anything, I'd be the purse hanging...
    cause all day I'd get to be with you, plus it's a...

  • Gangster At Heart (2)

    by David

    I am a hoodlum,
    Gangster at heart...

  • Acceleration (11)

    by Michael D Nalley

    While traveling in the fast lane of life
    I had a quick conversation with my wife...

  • I shave my legs,
    I sit down to pee...

  • Plop (16)

    by Angela

    Once upon a time
    in a far away land...

  • President Bill Clinton ( Clerihew )
    President Bill Clinton...

  • Comdom Slogans (4)

    by Liz

    Condom Slogans:
    1. Cover your stump before you hump...

  • This Is Me (Part II) (3)

    by Countess of Monte Cristo

    This is me.
    Sometimes they call me mean...

  • I love someone (2)

    by Samantha

    I love someone,
    Yes I do...

  • Timeless (9) 4

    by Michael

    I stopped moving
    my hands were held up...