15 things NOT to say to a naked guy (14)

by LindaPham

*written by a friend of mine*
1. Ahhhh, it's cute...

Trick question from girls (42)

by Switchblade89

When a girl asks you "does this make me look...
how the heck are you supposed to answer that...

My trip to the moon (9)

by katie!

I travel to the moon in a giant pair of knickers
With frilly bows and pompoms and a pack of jacobs...

Twisted & Tangled (11)

by XxbleedxX

[*Try to say soldiers shoulders 10 times fast
Hehe Its a Hard one...

Absence (12)

by Mayo Child

My mind is reeling
Yet not knowing a feeling...

I miss my cupcake (28)

by glass*wall*prison

I miss my cupcake
where has it gone...

Potty Struggles (20)

by Chelsey

When you get that feeling down below
You cross your legs and start to dance...

I found a penny (3)

by º¨[&&] You make me ||Smile|| like no one else ever has

I found a penny today
Just laying on the ground...

If I could be anything, I'd be... (26)

by Switchblade89

If I could be anything, I'd be the purse hanging...
cause all day I'd get to be with you, plus it's a...

Gangster At Heart (2)

by David

I am a hoodlum,
Gangster at heart...

Acceleration (11)

by Michael D Nalley

While traveling in the fast lane of life
I had a quick conversation with my wife...

Poem 4 Girls (about Guys) (10)

by CrAzY GiRl

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee...