This is me.
Sometimes they call me mean...
I am a hoodlum,
Gangster at heart...
While traveling in the fast lane of life
I had a quick conversation with my wife...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee...
Since you've been gone the house has been playing...
The door is tempermental and the windows are all a...
the gingerbread man
frowned as, swipe, the net came down...
Once upon a time
in a far away land...
My inner weekend
just kicked sand into the face...
Condom Slogans:
1. Cover your stump before you hump...
I love someone,
Yes I do...
Say this:
ICED INK...
I was going to sit down and make a rhyme
but it seems i can't keep thoughts in my mind...