Roses are red , violets are blue (1)

by Sarah

Roses are red
violets are blue...

You too should learn Kung Fu (8) 4

by Mr. Darcy

Author's note: this poem starts off with the...

Ohhhh Yes (7)

by Daniela

I lick and i suck i really want more,
I spit and i swallow that's what they're for...

Redneck Divorce (5)

by Mark Spencer

I burnt down the church where we were married.
It was an eyesore and needed to go...

Queefs (5)

by Tom Watkins

Queefs can happen in a gym,
On the treadmill or while you swim...

30 things guys want girls to know... (42)

by aj

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are...
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an...

Have a sardine? (Sardine) (5)

by Steven Beesley

Have a Sardine? :
Oh how I love to eat sardines...

No Go (1) 1

by Donbukana

My God haunts, all the heretics,
Dirty, dirty word, cut me up to fix...

Your Cold Feet: (2)

by Scott Cole

If I was a flower
A flower was me...

The Magician ( Clerihew) (17)

by Timothy r

The Magician
My friends call me Tim...

Limerick: Cheated (4)

by Katie

There once was a man who cheated.
When his wife found out, she fleeted...

The Potbelly Cupcake (1) 1

by Faithless Watermelon

I am the Woolie Panini, freshly pressed but now...
I ask, "where have all my dressings...