Funny poems

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  • Just Practicing... (3) 1

    by Craig Rose

    What would you say,
    If I were to take your hand...

  • England. (16) 6 WIN

    by DarkLight

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue...

  • Ohhhh Yes (7)

    by Daniela

    I lick and i suck i really want more,
    I spit and i swallow that's what they're for...

  • Redneck Divorce (5)

    by Mark Spencer

    I burnt down the church where we were married.
    It was an eyesore and needed to go...

  • Queefs (5)

    by Tom Watkins

    Queefs can happen in a gym,
    On the treadmill or while you swim...

  • 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are...
    2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an...

  • Have a sardine? (Sardine) (5)

    by Steven Beesley

    Have a Sardine? :
    Oh how I love to eat sardines...

  • The Magician
    My friends call me Tim...

  • Limerick: Cheated (4)

    by Katie

    There once was a man who cheated.
    When his wife found out, she fleeted...

  • Chamberlin: acrostic etheree (5)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Cool
    humble...

  • Lava flow (17) 1

    by TJ Arizona Eagle

    Lava deluge mountain top
    A cascade of sparks you cannot stop...

  • Your Cold Feet: (2)

    by Scott Cole

    If I was a flower
    A flower was me...