What would you say,
If I were to take your hand...
Roses are red,
violets are blue...
I lick and i suck i really want more,
I spit and i swallow that's what they're for...
I burnt down the church where we were married.
It was an eyesore and needed to go...
Queefs can happen in a gym,
On the treadmill or while you swim...
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are...
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an...
Have a Sardine? :
Oh how I love to eat sardines...
The Magician
My friends call me Tim...
There once was a man who cheated.
When his wife found out, she fleeted...
Cool
humble...
Lava deluge mountain top
A cascade of sparks you cannot stop...
If I was a flower
A flower was me...