I am the Woolie Panini, freshly pressed but now...
I ask, "where have all my dressings...
Author's note: this poem starts off with the...
I'm selling an app
women will make me so rich...
My God haunts, all the heretics,
Dirty, dirty word, cut me up to fix...
What words go best with rhymes,
Something that fits with the times...
You fart so hard
you fart so loud...
Two babies were falling from heaven to earth .
Both so tiny, pretty...
Be careful what you wish for
when you find a leprechaun...
Good night sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite...
Its funny how hello is always accompanied with...
Its funny how remembering good memories can make...
Lotions, potions, magic!
TV ads, magazines...
Do you mind?
Do you mind brother...