Funny poems

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  • The Potbelly Cupcake (1) 1

    by Faithless Watermelon

    I am the Woolie Panini, freshly pressed but now...
    I ask, "where have all my dressings...

  • Author's note: this poem starts off with the...

  • Go get him! (syntuit) 1

    by Larry Chamberlin

    I'm selling an app
    women will make me so rich...

  • No Go (1) 1

    by Donbukana

    My God haunts, all the heretics,
    Dirty, dirty word, cut me up to fix...

  • Word Problems 1

    by Vera Rose

    What words go best with rhymes,
    Something that fits with the times...

  • I love you dad (4)

    by kdo

    You fart so hard
    you fart so loud...

  • Two babies were falling from heaven to earth .
    Both so tiny, pretty...

  • When Wishin' in Ireland (14)

    by Twisted Heart

    Be careful what you wish for
    when you find a leprechaun...

  • Good night (5)

    by lil loca

    Good night sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite...

  • Isn't it funny (12)

    by Brittney

    Its funny how hello is always accompanied with...
    Its funny how remembering good memories can make...

  • Lotions, potions, magic!
    TV ads, magazines...

  • Do you mind? (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Do you mind?
    Do you mind brother...