Another evening of spaghetti,
another day of bread...
Alright, this is a true story, it happend to a...
A Drunken Night (true story...
People always ask, what I do at work and why?
I nurse my patients back to health, or they will...
I tripped over the dog on my way out the door
its Monday again need i say more...
There once was a vampire,
lived not far from here...
After a lot of bad press,
The people wanted a test...
Monkeys are hairy,
monkeys are stinky...
Whispers here
Whispers there...
...
The thoughts of an ant
As I survey my habitat from under a blade of...
I give the kids a candy treat,
once a year like Easter beer...
Good evening Gotham citizens
I'm here to save the day...