Funny poems

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  • These work just about anywhere, elevator, mall...
    1. Tap someone random on the shoulder, then look...

  • My Puppy Ate My Homework (3)

    by Twisted Heart

    I know this has been said before
    But honest, Teach, It's true...

  • I Wish I Was My Cat (5)

    by Twisted Heart

    One night I wished upon a star
    That I'd change places with my cat...

  • Prayer (4)

    by priscilla

    Now i lay me down to sleep with the boy across the...

  • Shush my baby,
    Dont be scared...

  • The wee little Pissant complained more his fair...
    He wailed and cried that life just isn't fair...

  • Lord Emsworth's Dilemma (3) 2

    by Mr. Darcy

    It was pouring that morning
    When a curious thought arose...

  • Pink Power: (2) 1

    by Scott Cole

    My temper is explosive
    Dynamite in my soul...

  • Stroop! (8) 4

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    I can't write in colour here
    But you'll know what I mean...

  • Shoebaru 2

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    Where I come from,
    If a man does not have a car...

  • Why I Love You! (3)

    by missy

    You asked me why I loved you
    and I could not find the words to say...

  • Life Support, Yeah Right (3)

    by ♥-Sharon Ardern-♥

    * This poem is really sarcastic, by the way ...
    So many times I stood by you...