Funny poems

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  • My Puppy Ate My Homework (3)

    by Twisted Heart

    I know this has been said before
    But honest, Teach, It's true...

  • I Wish I Was My Cat (5)

    by Twisted Heart

    One night I wished upon a star
    That I'd change places with my cat...

  • Prayer (4)

    by priscilla

    Now i lay me down to sleep with the boy across the...

  • Shush my baby,
    Dont be scared...

  • Stroop! (8) 4

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    I can't write in colour here
    But you'll know what I mean...

  • Shoebaru 2

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    Where I come from,
    If a man does not have a car...

  • The wee little Pissant complained more his fair...
    He wailed and cried that life just isn't fair...

  • Pink Power: (2) 1

    by Scott Cole

    My temper is explosive
    Dynamite in my soul...

  • Lord Emsworth's Dilemma (3) 2

    by Mr. Darcy

    It was pouring that morning
    When a curious thought arose...

  • Let us Go for Summer! (10)

    by SoUrNameIsTia

    I'm tired of these polar schools,
    it's to cold...

  • Card Carrier at a Strip Club (1) 1

    by Karin Moye

    I finally went to a strip club
    To see about all of this hub-bub...

  • I'm a .. (2)

    by brokenhearted teenage girl

    I'm a slxt because I'll wear shorts and a tank...
    I'm a b!!tch because i don't let you push me...