Funny poems

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  • Thomas Crapper (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Thomas Crapper had a warrant that would make us...
    He was said to invent something that we all would...

  • Lack of Pee-ce (2) 1

    by Xandra

    A moment of silence
    A moment of peace...

  • My image (2)

    by lindzie

    Feel the heat in my heart,see the beat in my soul...

  • Twisted nursery rhymes (4) 2

    by CJ Maleney

    Old Mother Hubbard
    Went to the cupboard...

  • Cyber Sex (2)

    by Eddie

    I don't know you
    you don't know me...

  • This damn banging in my head
    waking up is what I dread...

  • The Shop on Willow Street (3)

    by Twisted Heart

    Inside a shop on Willow street
    You may stop and chance to meet...

  • The Lazy Hypochondriac (3)

    by Twisted Heart

    [I woke up feeling kind of sick...]
    My head is sore, my stomach aches...

  • I Told You It Was Orange (3)

    by Silly Shae

    You see that purple crayon
    Right over there...

  • Miss Me (7)

    by tainted melody

    Miss me when you hear the rain.
    Miss me till you go insane...

  • Gas came from nowhere ( Senryu Form) (5) 2

    by Golden AnGel Rhapsodist

    A gas emission
    slowly releasing out...

  • Stroop! (8) 4

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    I can't write in colour here
    But you'll know what I mean...