Funny poems

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  • Twisted nursery rhymes (4) 2

    by CJ Maleney

    Old Mother Hubbard
    Went to the cupboard...

  • Last Christmas (3) 3 HM

    by Milly Hayward

    Christmas time is here once more
    I'm off to shop at every store...

  • Grandma Grey (3) 5

    by Milly Hayward

    My Grandma Grey has a secret..
    I discovered it quite by chance...

  • Trouble on the Poop Deck (1) 3

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Back then Admiral Hornblower controlled
    all the coast of Spain where he waylaid...

  • Colors 2

    by Katrynn

    At night when all the lights fade out,
    The colors hide away...

  • Cyber Sex (2)

    by Eddie

    I don't know you
    you don't know me...

  • This damn banging in my head
    waking up is what I dread...

  • The Shop on Willow Street (3)

    by Twisted Heart

    Inside a shop on Willow street
    You may stop and chance to meet...

  • The Lazy Hypochondriac (3)

    by Twisted Heart

    [I woke up feeling kind of sick...]
    My head is sore, my stomach aches...

  • I Told You It Was Orange (3)

    by Silly Shae

    You see that purple crayon
    Right over there...

  • Miss Me (7)

    by tainted melody

    Miss me when you hear the rain.
    Miss me till you go insane...

  • Gas came from nowhere ( Senryu Form) (5) 2

    by Golden AnGel Rhapsodist

    A gas emission
    slowly releasing out...