Funny poems

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  • Rain drops knock on my roof
    Drip-drop, drip-drop, drip-drop...

  • My Blond Moment (2)

    by CaptainTyingKnots

    A few days ago: Me, Scott and Dad were driving...
    LOL this really did happen to me too...

  • Blue (2)

    by beautiful dreamer

    Blue.
    Beautiful...

  • Diets Never Work (2)

    by MyxPeacefulxChaos

    I hate being judged by a number,
    I hate being measured with a scale...

  • He Works In McDonald's .
    I'm Sure You've Heard...

  • A message to everyone. (1)

    by thehangman

    It's kinda sad really. People go to read things...

  • Black Bug (5)

    by Emily

    Say this 5 times fast.
    The Black Bug Bled Black Blood...

  • Getting Lost In You (4)

    by Mimed Lovette

    Staring at you,
    I tread atop the faint creases...

  • Size Does Matter (5)

    by Fran

    How can she be satisfied
    With something so small...

  • Remember when? (4)

    by Ronald Edwards

    While driving on the back nine
    I came upon a fellow...

  • In the rough (7)

    by Mr. Darcy

    Compasses in hands across the land;
    Let us gather around and make a plan...

  • Eternal Flame (4) 6 WIN

    by Walter

    This is a love story about a crystal and a quartz
    He was very fond of her and decided they should...