Funny poems

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  • Old Macdonald sat on a fence,
    picked his balls with a monkey wrench...

  • Cold Feet (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Suffering an unparalleled
    case of Spring fever...

  • Roses are red (1)

    by nancy ortiz

    Roses are red pickles are green i love ur legs and...

  • My Life As A Chicken (1)

    by RainbowSlider

    I pecked around in the yard today.
    The worms weren't great but okay...

  • Mystery Numbers (1)

    by fujimo

    I am just a part
    of who I am...

  • Fast women and pretty horses (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I was born in Louisville
    Not at the Churchill Downs...

  • Mr. Mathematics (1)

    by Ridge

    You divide it by 3
    You ad it by 4...

  • Calling All Doctors:

    by Scott Cole

    My deadly snake venum
    is coursing through your veins...

  • Moonbird 1

    by Bobby M.Peter

    A bird lived in the palm tree went to the moon
    to make another nest so soon...

  • A limerick

    by Allan Padgham

    All the doctors were filled with dismay
    With their services all on display...

  • Roses are red... (2)

    by carley

    Roses are red
    violets are blue...

  • Vex (1)

    by Sasha T Halen

    This is what you do:
    you vex me...