Funny poems

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  • Stupid Fake Girls (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made...
    Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake...

  • Creepy Crawly (3)

    by crazyandsweet

    I had a terrible,
    horrendous fright...

  • Internet Dating (3)

    by Daniel Rutter

    For years and years they've been around,
    And been a favorite nesting ground...

  • You get mad when you don't get your way
    You cry when you don't get laid...

  • Pop-Ups. (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Pop-ups, Pop-ups,
    they're every where...

  • Jack (9)

    by Kelsea

    A young man named Jack
    oh how he liked to...

  • Living In Hell (3)

    by Lets Rock

    Sleeping with Satan's mother
    For that extra divine pleasure...

  • Humpty Dumpty sat on a fence
    Humpty Dumpty had a few cents...

  • Ha ha (3)

    by johnsgirl

    Girls:
    alex...

  • The tales through my song
    As the water runs free...

  • Maury Can You Help A Sister Out? (4)

    by babblingxbrooke

    Maury can you help a sister out?
    Im living this life with my baby whose without...

  • My Babies (3)

    by skynerraw

    ~I love my animals~
    I love Bunn-Bunn...