Funny poems

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  • Stupid Fake Girls (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made...
    Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake...

  • Creepy Crawly (3)

    by crazyandsweet

    I had a terrible,
    horrendous fright...

  • Internet Dating (3)

    by Daniel Rutter

    For years and years they've been around,
    And been a favorite nesting ground...

  • You get mad when you don't get your way
    You cry when you don't get laid...

  • Pop-Ups. (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Pop-ups, Pop-ups,
    they're every where...

  • At a new school (12)

    by emptysole

    Mummy Ive got to go,
    the wait is to intense...

  • An Ode to Band Geeks (5)

    by XxMoonLightxX

    You can say we are geeks
    You can laugh in our face...

  • Spike-Man (3)

    by Mr Anonymous

    (This is the theme song of the Epic, AWSOME, and...
    Look up in the sky! It's a man! It's a plane! NO...

  • Rejected Prom Date (4)

    by PygmyPuff

    I'm truly sad to say,
    That you won't get your way...

  • The cow that swam (5)

    by Dark Secrets

    We have the funniest class in school
    Everyone thinks we are so cool...

  • The original work by Emily D ickinson, followed by...
    Poem #254 by Emily D ickinson...

  • Road Rage (5)

    by MyEscape

    Have you ever been on the road
    Behind some really old man...