You've beaten that concept so hard its now dating chris brown.

Forget PRINCESS

I Wanna Be A

VAMPIRE or a

WAREWOLF

You can never wake up dead, but falling asleep alive is impossible too

SHARE! Or at least PRETEND to share!!!!!!

I'll go with the pretend option.

Some people give me a weird look and ask "Are you high on crack?". I say "Pfft, crack kills... Peace, love and pot!"

Everytime I try and go steal Jasper from his house.... Alice Cullen is at my window with a baseball bat.... HOW CAN SHE KNOW THAT I........

OH THATS RIGHT DUH!!!

I think I need to go to bed, the voices in my head are yelling at me.

Did you feel better after meeting the queen?

naw, you feel better after meeting your doctor, unless it's john's doctor.

the beatles

Boys are like nappies...always on your ass, to hard to change and forever full of shit

I am only a teacher so I can read about pirates all day long.
-Ashleigh