Fcuk her so hard you have to get her a "get well soon" card.

So you love a gay guy who likes a straight guy who loves a lesbian girl who is crazy for her straight friend? Well that's not a love triangle that's a fcuking polygon!

Why don't you make like a tree and use photosynthesis to turn sunlight into energy, then use that energy to fcuk off.

Chocolate makes the world go round, around the waistline.

The girlfriend pisses me off so much, I wanna grow old with her just to watch her die.

I wonder if people who decide to try crack saw a crackhead and thought, yeah that.

Whoever said that change is as good as a holiday either A: has never been on holiday, or B: needs to change his/her medication :-P

We should have been sword fighters we are so good at missing the point

She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity.

Of course you are cute, you have hair covering 90% of your ugliness.