Funny Quotes

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  • If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people. they're the ones who keep having gay babies.

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  • Tickling
    (verb)
    Like being rapped, but you are forced to laugh.

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  • Laying in bed deciding if its worth it to get up and pee.

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  • No one looks back on their life and thinks 'Well, at least I got plenty of sleep..'

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  • Hating me won't make you pretty ...at all

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  • Some people say,
    DONT FORGET ME.
    Some says,
    REMEMBER ME ALWAYS.
    But I love my attitude and i say,
    FORGET ME IF U CAN :p

    by mira
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  • Keep Telling Lies About Me Ill Keep Telling The TRUTH About YOU

    by Jessica
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  • Drama queen- When you can be by yourself and create your own drama and get mad over nothing. *GrowUp*

    by Jessica
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  • "When life gives you lemons....make grape juice.Then sit back and let every wonder how the heck you did it."

    by Amber
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  • Laying here in bed, thinking about all the mistakes I've made and all the people I've hurt really makes me wonder... If there's still milk in the fridge.

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