Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Little bo peep again (1)

    by Allan Padgham

    Little bo peep has lost her sheep.
    She doesn't know where to find them...

  • Dumb Nut

    by Michael D Nalley

    Once a nut fell from a stupid tree
    At long last it was glad to be free...

  • Slinky Promise

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once a girl that was so kinky
    Who made promises with her pinky...

  • Love on the Shelf (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Once I wrote my true love a Nonet
    west of the moon at the onset...

  • On Local Medicine

    by Allan Padgham

    I've a problem just lately perplexing, with the...
    and I ponder about what's concerning and just how...

  • Accept these wishes of your valentine
    I do try to rhyme like a bard thine...

  • The Quandry (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    When your lover tells you to help her son
    how can you refuse for lack of knowledge...

  • You Have A Nice Day...Hear? (2)

    by francis x reilly

    Here on the bed where my life has just ended-
    my body lies lifeless-all pallid and gray...

  • A Game

    by Unknownsadness

    Love is a Game,
    tug o' war...

  • At the store.

    by MrPurple

    Here I am; There you are shopping for bread.
    Get outta my head and into my bed...

  • I'll Always Remember...

    by Owner of an Untamed Heart

    I'll always remember that time in November
    The first day you bumped me in the hallway...

  • What Am I Going to Do ? (1)

    by Owner of an Untamed Heart

    My love life is a bit chaotic
    When I try to tame it, it gets robotic...