Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Rejected

    by Freeze Tyler

    She looked at me and said,
    You've never been looked at by these eyes before...

  • Mental Giant

    by joseph santacruz

    A face like a model and a body that wont quit...
    when God handed out brains she thought he said...

  • My Crazy Horse (1)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    Once I was in training course
    Searching of my crazy horse...

  • Goodbye

    by MerlinofAthens

    And who will ever need you again
    you are a cancer and a disgrace...

  • Hate to Love

    by joseph santacruz

    Why does love have to be like this? I realize it...
    what I thought was forever love I soon found out...

  • Disaster Date (11)

    by Unknown

    As I primp before my date,
    I make a mental checklist, just in case...

  • Drove to Tears

    by joseph santacruz

    Let me tell you about a little gal' a real slice...
    pulled up into my life one day, really got my...

  • Ever After (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Love is a prime of clashin':
    constantly changing expectations...

  • Mind of a True Gentleman (2)

    by Maple Tree

    I am only a man
    with the greatest...

  • My Operation's Due!.... (5)

    by Dreamofolwin

    Here I am sitting in a shock,
    over whats become my lot...

  • Zodiac Scale

    by Ole Carsten

    My zodiac sign is Scale,
    Even I'm not in balance...

  • Eggs and Bricks (4)

    by joseph santacruz

    The generous pusher went and got himself caught.
    (To many weirdos heating up the spot...