Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Creation 101 (1)

    by Allan Padgham

    I have a box for unmatched sox ,
    It sits upon my table...

  • My Penis Size (3)

    by Dan Bloom

    (Achem)
    Just so you know, I'm proud of my penis size...

  • Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?
    You can swim in the air and bathe with the stars...

  • Even Hell Has Standards (2)

    by Gary Jurechka

    The only reason
    that I can come up with...

  • You Have A Nice Day...Hear? (2)

    by francis x reilly

    Here on the bed where my life has just ended-
    my body lies lifeless-all pallid and gray...

  • Lady in the Night (1) 1

    by Eric Brady

    Sensual, sassy, independent girl
    Like a flag, golden lockes of hair unfurl...

  • Poetess Limerick (1) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    For many a long year I've spent most of my time
    searching for a smart lady with reason and rhyme...

  • Shallow love (6) 1

    by Wafaa

    I love you
    because you have big eyes...

  • Disaster Date (11)

    by Unknown

    As I primp before my date,
    I make a mental checklist, just in case...

  • One vs. Two (5)

    by Mag

    Better to be one
    than exist in two...

  • It’s that time of the month again;
    Where all I want to do is eat s’mores pop tarts...

  • I need you (22) 2

    by Lemon Square Bear23

    I need you like
    grass needs water...