I have a box for unmatched sox ,
It sits upon my table...
(Achem)
Just so you know, I'm proud of my penis size...
Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?
You can swim in the air and bathe with the stars...
The only reason
that I can come up with...
Here on the bed where my life has just ended-
my body lies lifeless-all pallid and gray...
Sensual, sassy, independent girl
Like a flag, golden lockes of hair unfurl...
For many a long year I've spent most of my time
searching for a smart lady with reason and rhyme...
I love you
because you have big eyes...
As I primp before my date,
I make a mental checklist, just in case...
Better to be one
than exist in two...
It’s that time of the month again;
Where all I want to do is eat s’mores pop tarts...
I need you like
grass needs water...