An assortment of people filled the room,
Look, there's the bride...but no groom...
Use to love to go to work
I just pray for time to pass...
THE MOUSE
Hey folks, I’m Maestro the mouse, Mom gave me...
I'm a little emo living my little emo life
i try to be a goth but i just can't get it right...
May the ghosts of grinders find you
and in every tea cup haunt you...
I step on the bus and find a seat
I've missed the rush hour, what a treat...
LADY: Hi officer, was i speeding?
STATE TROOPER: Yes Maam, you were going 75 in a...
You can be comforted by the fact I haven't bought...
Men buying bikini's?! Should be considered a...
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more...
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't...
Bank jobs don't need
An arsenal...
What's up with all the songs at 07'
where's slim shady? what happened to Eminem...
With All Due Respect, Mr. President,
It's quite clear and evident...