THE MOUSE
Hey folks, I’m Maestro the mouse, Mom gave me...
An assortment of people filled the room,
Look, there's the bride...but no groom...
LADY: Hi officer, was i speeding?
STATE TROOPER: Yes Maam, you were going 75 in a...
May the ghosts of grinders find you
and in every tea cup haunt you...
I step on the bus and find a seat
I've missed the rush hour, what a treat...
I'm a little emo living my little emo life
i try to be a goth but i just can't get it right...
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more...
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't...
Bank jobs don't need
An arsenal...
You can be comforted by the fact I haven't bought...
Men buying bikini's?! Should be considered a...
What's up with all the songs at 07'
where's slim shady? what happened to Eminem...
1st day it is good to see how they are,
but it’s a pain trying to get repair on my car...
Traffic light cycled
no one moved yet no one honked...