Funny Poems About Life

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  • I Hate Google Maps (8) 2

    by Larry Chamberlin

    I hate Google maps
    I love to discover...

  • Way Too Fat (4)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Way Too Fat
    He gained twenty pounds every year...

  • Pen and Paper

    by tender69

    Pen and paper
    And I put myself down...

  • *challenged by my physics and pre-calc teacher to...
    You think I've done drugs...

  • Lay me down to ... (1)

    by Alyssa

    Now I lay me down to study
    I pray the lord I don't go nuttty...

  • TeLL uR bF to StoP caLLing me (2)

    by {*LoR`~`LeE*}

    Tell Ur bf to Stop calling me.
    He called not once...

  • Keep it on the track... (6)

    by bleed_me_slow

    He pulled up next to me revving his engine,
    In his sports car he wanted to get my attention...

  • Me and Robert, sitting on a chair
    I think I heard a noise coming from over there...

  • If I was A cat (2)

    by B4BY BLU3 X

    If I should describe myself as something I'm not
    It would not be something I already got...

  • Everything (3)

    by Timothy

    Annoyed, troubled and quite irate,
    It's all hopeless, and not merely bound to this...

  • I'm a pot head with no life
    ill never have a family not even a wife...

  • Dedicated to Lindsey Rose and Michelle Kezele
    I'm tired of guys...