Bell Bottoms

by joseph santacruz

Once so young and seeking adventure
now Im older looking at dentures...

The Wonder of it All

by Scum Queen

This is joy so divine and this beauty all mine
It's stupendous and grand, makes me feel like a...

Marbles

by joseph santacruz

I'm not as sharp as I once was
to much highness is because...

Kitchen Wishing

by joseph santacruz

Constantly hungry and for food always wishing
an idea I cooked up? slinging hash in the kitchen...

Timeshare

by joseph santacruz

I was minding my own buisness innocent as can be
and due to some misunderstanding found myself in...

Just Like in Fairytales..... (2)

by Snow White

Live your life as if , WHO CARES?!
Stay happy as if there's no more tomorrow...

Cha-Ching! (1) 1

by joseph santacruz

Its said the best things in life are free
a Ferrari, A Rolex and caviar seem best for me...

My Patio

by joseph santacruz

Im feeling kind of groovy today daddy-o
because I spent last evening on my patio...

Sow Silly (swine flu)

by joseph santacruz

There a new flu in town of the pig perssuasion
is it worse than bird flu or one that is Asian...

Before operation consult owners manual

by joseph santacruz

As I listen to the talking heads on TV converse
he tries to tell me I am an insignificant speck of...

Whom are we having for dinner? (3) 1

by joseph santacruz

I took a cooking class said one cannibal to...
then he roasted his sister as he ate his brother...

Mr Morans Butcher Yard! (1)

by christopher

In the hamlet, Harrow on the Hill,
Resided lumber-jack, Bill...