Drawing on the pumpkin (9)

by Khalid M Darwish

In our party
you have to petrify all pirates...

Snow job

by joseph santacruz

When it comes to snow I am not pleased
I really dont like to stand and freeze...

Goof

by joseph santacruz

Hey friend! its time that I fess' up
its becoming clear once again Ive messed up...

Mustang

by joseph santacruz

No longer a bucking bronco,chomping at the bit
true love galloped into my life and horse sense...

The Plight of the Goonsir

by Scum Queen

He wipes the cheetoh dust from his fingers
As he leans forward to type...

Untruths

by joseph santacruz

Liar! Liar! pants on fire!
to hear the truth is your desire...

Big Phony

by joseph santacruz

All of a sudden I was feeling a bit talkative
so I went cellphone shopping for something cool...

Ghosts

by joseph santacruz

It is said nine lives has a cat
all these pussys are jealous of me because I have...

Heart of Gold (1)

by joseph santacruz

One lonely day I was hopefully surfing the...
a saucy ad said "describe yourself and see...

Teeth Wisdom

by joseph santacruz

Some folks may find me rather mental
because I write this poetry dental...

Six O'clock Shadow

by joseph santacruz

This guy in the mirror looked a bit boyish and...
so I put down my razor and grew me a beard...

Ssshhh!!!

by joseph santacruz

A chap moved in next door and he was always...
a salesmen was he and noise he was selling...